A Mixed Bag of Blood - David Bernstein

A Mixed Bag of Blood - Kristopher Rufty, David Bernstein

A collection of short stories from David Bernstein. Here we go:


The Trojan Plushy -


Another revenge tale that combines the werewolf with witchcraft and the Trojan Horse. Has a Twilight Zone-kind of feel.


4 out of 5 stars



The Booglin -


You'll think twice the next time you have a booger stuck and it won't come out. Fun, silly story.


4 out of 5 stars



Eaten Un-Alive -


Life isn't easy when you're a vampire in a zombie apocalypse.


4 1/2 out of 5 stars


It's Nice Not To Have To Share -


Georgia shares everything with her sister Gerri, but some things she wants to keep to herself.


3 out of 5 stars


Invasion -


Aliens plan to overtake earth by imitating a cockroach and using the neighborhood adolescent psycho.


4 out of 5 stars



Samurai Zombie Killer -


A zombie contagion in the water supply of the local samurai warrior.


3 out of 5 stars



Small Town, Big Trouble -


The werewolf legend to help explain Sasquatch. I love it.


5 out of 5 stars



Bad Cutlery -


When good knives go bad. A fun possessed object story.


4 1/2 out of 5 stars


Potty Mouth -


This is one messed up story! I won't even try to explain it. It's simply something you'll have to experience for yourself. Kudos to Bernstein for probably the most far out there original tale I have ever read! You need professional help, sir!


5 out of 5 stars





If you weren't convinced to practice safe sex before, you will be by the time you finish this story.


5 out of 5 stars


All in all, a nice collection of macabre tales. There were only a couple that didn't do it for me. The rest were fun and there were even some that I have to question Bernstein's sanity or blood alcohol level. Good stuff.





4 1/2 Bags of Blood out of 5


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